i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
when your obsessive special interest suddenly changes and your blog followers are like wtf this isn’t what i signed up for
the way to my heart (take notes boys)
- mixtapes/playlists in the form of a CD
- reese’s peanut butter cups
- temporary tattoos (cats mainly)
- peach snapple
- any form of art especially handwritten notes and drawings
- concert tickets
It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.